Ho, Ho, NO!!!

x-mas

 

Oh NO! It’s that time of the year again where the humans think they can dress us up like this and get away with it!! Seriously… what are they, five??? (*sigh*/ *plotting*)

Happy holidays, sweeties! πŸŽ„πŸŽ…
xoxo Roxy πŸ˜ΈπŸ’‹

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Roxy’s Sunday Selfie! πŸ˜Ί

Hi there, sweeties! Roxy here! πŸ™‚ Hope you’re all having a PAWSOME Sunday chillaxing (with your humans). πŸ™‚ I just put up a framed selfie of me on the wall so the humans won’t EVER forget who’s the boss cutest cat badass queen hungriest cat around here. MOL πŸ˜† Wait, what? You want to see it too? Really? Okay, I’ll share my cuteness with y’all! πŸ˜‰

Roxy's Selfie

That’s what I look like when begging for demanding my food… πŸ˜‰

This is a Blog Hop hosted by The Cat on My Head. To join the Blog Hop or to see other PAWSOME selfies please click HERE! πŸ™‚

sunday-selfies-blog-hop

Happy Sunday, everyone! πŸ™‚
xx Roxy ❀

New Year’s Wish List

It’s that time of year when humans make their New Year’s resolutions. So we thought we make a list of our own… a list of wishes and hopes. πŸ™‚

So here’s what we wish for in 2015:

Time to relax

Cuddles

Car rides

Silly Tongue Shots

Play Time

Mischief

But most of all we wish for…

Happiness & Health

and…

Forever Homes...

and for…

Peace in the World

Pawsome Wishes

Β Have a wonderful day, sweeties! πŸ™‚
xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❀

Merry MEOWY CATMAS to you all! πŸ˜Ί

Oh My CATS! We’re SOOO excited! We can’t wait for SANTA CLAWS to bring us presents to get here and entertain us with his jolly stories!! πŸŽ…πŸŽ„πŸŽ Let’s just hope Santa doesn’t eat too many cookies before he gets to our house. Otherwise he might get stuck in the chimney…. MOL πŸ˜‰

And look! We’re not the only ones excited about Christmas! Looks like the cats next door can’t wait either! MOL πŸ˜†

High Expectations...

We’re dying to know whether Santa is already on his way over to our place… or not! But whenever we’re asking the humans if they’ve heard anything about Santa’s whereabouts, they just hold up a billboard that says…

Keep Calm and...

Humans are weird, huh? 😾😾 Who the heck could keep calm while waiting for Santa???? NO ONE, that’s who!! (*tail flaps*) 😾😾 But we guess they’re right and there’s nothing we can do but wait. (*sigh*) So while we wait why don’t we take a look at all the beautiful holiday cards some of our lovely bloggie friends have put on their blogs. Aren’t they adorable? πŸ™‚

And here are our cards… πŸ™‚

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas! πŸŽ… May it be filled with love, laughter, joy, wonderful moments with your loved ones and something PAWSOME under the Christmas tree. πŸŽ„πŸŽ Thank you all for your furriendship, for your visits to our blog and for your lovely comments. Thank you for being part of our lives! We treasure you all! πŸ™‚

xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❀

Santa Roxy

Christmas is almost here...

I’ve got a car! Woot! Woot! πŸ˜Ί

Guess what? I’ve got a brand new, shiny red car! Woot! Woot! πŸ˜€

Now you’re probably wondering where I got it from, right? Well, a few weeks ago our furriends Sammy and Shoko told us about their cool race cars. And when I saw pictures of them, I wanted one too. So I begged the humans to get me a car! And since they can’t say no to me they made a car out of a cardboard box! Just for me! My very own CATMOBILE! YAY! πŸ˜€

Catmobile...

Let's head to the highway...

Speeding is fun… until you see those flashing lights… πŸ˜‰

Speeding is fun...

Dang! I’m busted… 😼

Speeding ticket...

Uh oh… what will the humans say… πŸ™€

Dang...

That was quite the adventure, huh? MOL πŸ˜† But please don’t tell the humans, okay? πŸ˜‰

Have a wonderful day, sweeties!
xx Roxy ❀

Pesky phone calls…

Hey sweeties, it’s me… Tigerlino! πŸ˜€ Humans can be quite annoying, can’t they? Always wanting to know what you are doing or if you’re being a good kitty! Argh! They should know by now that I’m ALWAYS good (at least when they’re around…)! MOL πŸ˜† And it’s really getting on my nerves that whenever they go out they keep on calling me to make sure I’m not getting up to any mischief… (*rolls eyes*)

Pesky phone calls...

Flippin’ humans and their phone calls!! 😾 What the heck is wrong with them? Whatever have I done to deserve this distrust? SIGH… πŸ˜‰

xx Tigerlino ❀

Hazardous hairballs… 😿

A few days ago Roxy had stopped eating and using the litter box. She did not look comfortable at all. So the humans took her to the vets. During her exam, the vet noticed that Roxy had a mass in her intestine. The vet wasn’t sure what it was though, so Roxy stayed at the vets for further testing. Turned out the poor little darling had a huge hairball stuck in her intestine which had almost blocked off her entire digestive tract and had to be removed by surgery. 😦 We were so worried about our little baby but all went well and Roxy is back home now resting. πŸ™‚

xx Tigerlino & the humans ❀

Roxy

Get well soon, little sweetheart…

 

Stupid Mondays and a thing from my past…

What?! It’s Monday?! ALREADY?! To whoever stole the weekend: GIVE IT BACK!!

Boy am I glad that I don’t need to leave the house on Mondays like the humans do (to go to that strange place they call work). I think I will sleep through it…wake me on Friday… ZzzzzzzZzZZ.

Shhh...

Oh wait, before I go to sleep I have to share something from my past with you. Our dear friend Bacon put together a posting that everyone can participate in with sharing a toy(s) from their past. So let me show you MY favorite toy from when I was still a little kitten – a tunnel!!

Roxy

That tunnel was soooo much fun. It meant the world to me! I could play with it, hide in it and even sleep in it! I don’t have it any more… but it was replaced by an even BIGGER one!! Yeah!

Roxy hat sich versteckt...

Cool tunnel, huh?! πŸ˜‰

Hope everyone is having a great start to the week! πŸ™‚
xoxo Roxy ❀

Burrito Cat

Can you say silly humans??? :-(

Oh boy… why oh why are we being punished with the silliest humans ever!? What have we done to deserve this!?!? 😑 Wanna know what kind of OUTRAGEOUS thing they did today??? Yeah? Okay, we’re gonna tell you. They thought it would be funny to “decorate” us with stupid looking round thingies!! Hahaha… very funny!! What are they? Five? (*sigh*)

Hahaha... so funny!!

Can you say silly humans? This isn’t even remotely funny!!

You think this is funny?

But they say that revenge is a dish best served cold, right? So guess who’ll be in for a surprise when they wake up tomorrow!? Yeah, that’s right!! The silly humans!!! (*evil laugh*) They might just find a disgusting nice surprise on their pillow…
That will teach them, hehehehe… πŸ˜‰

Okay… we’re off working on that hairball surprise now…
Keep your fingers/paws crossed that it will be a gargantuan one…
Mwahahahahahahahaha…. 😈

xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino ❀

Intruders…

Hey sweeties, isn’t it great that Spring has finally arrived! We’re so happy about it! πŸ™‚ There’s always so much to see… like the delicious looking cute little birdies that are flying by the window, or the bees that are buzzingΒ annoyingly loud happily as they collect pollen from the flowers… πŸ˜›

Enjoying the Spring...

But you won’t believe what we saw when we looked out of the window this morning. Not only was one of the neighbor’s cats dozing in our garden WITHOUT ASKING OUR PERMISSION FIRST…

Neighbor's Cat dozing...

…but there was also a black cat sitting in one of OUR trees (WITHOUT PERMISSION!) trying to catch one of those delicious looking cute little birdies… (lucky fellow!) 😦

Black Kitty...

And as if this wasn’t enough already, we also spotted a little thief sneaking up to the water barrel and drinking from said barrel… again WITHOUT ASKING FOR PERMISSION!!! Can you believe it!? The nerve of the neighbor’s cats!! πŸ‘Ώ

Barbie, the Water Thief...

The water thief must have been REALLY thirsty to drink that dirty water… ugh… we wouldn’t touch it if you paid us a million treats for it… πŸ˜‰ It’s rain water the humans use to water the plants in the garden… so it’s by no means meant to drink… but oh well… maybe thieves like to drink “rain flavored” water… who knows… πŸ˜‰

xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino πŸ™‚

Umm… can you say cat-crazy humans!? Meow out loud!! :-D

We always thought that the humans are a little bit crazy but now we are convinced of it! Why else would they collect miniature deco cats that could be our mini-mes!? And it’s not one, not two, but a whole collection of deco cats that can be found EVERYWHERE in the house!! And the one thing they all have in common is that they rival us either in looks or in color! Isn’t that funny!? πŸ˜† Just take a look for yourself…

Here a little reminder of what we look like… in case you’ve forgotten our cute little faces… πŸ˜‰

Roxy & Tigerlino

And now take a look at ourΒ mini-mes

Roxy & Tigerlino - Mini Me

Roxy & Tigerlino - Mini Me

Roxy & Tigerlino - Mini Me

Roxy & Tigerlino - Mini Me

Roxy & Tigerlino - Mini Me

Well… this list could go on… and on… and on… but there’s a limitation of words here… and we don’t want to bore you… πŸ˜† So anyway, you get the point, right? It’s pretty obvious that the humans are crazy about cats us, isn’t it? Those miniature kitties really do resemble us, right? Meow out loud!! πŸ˜†

Only the kitties in the following picture remind us of little bears rather than of cats… πŸ™„ But the human insists that they were labeled as cats when she bought them. Well… if you ask me, the human got cheated there, hehehe… πŸ˜†

Roxy & Tigerlino - Mini Me

Have a PURRFECT day, sweeties! πŸ˜€

xoxo Roxy πŸ˜‰

That’s it! The humans are grounded!!

Today when Tigerlino and I were messing around with the human’s smartphone we discovered something that made us really mad! And I mean really, REALLY mad!! You know, we were always wondering what the humans were up to once they left the house… and why they would NEVER take us with them… well, except for the annual (UNNECESSARY!) visits to the vets… 😦 But now we KNOW! And it’s even worse than we thought!! Because those morons are being UNFAITHFUL… to US!! You don’t believe us? Then take a GOOD look at the following photo that was taken TODAY BY THE HUMANS shortly after leaving us poor kitties alone (AGAIN!)…

Uh oh... we've got competition...

Uh oh… we’ve got competition…

I KNEW it! Those traitors!! Can you believe it!? How dare they socialize with other cats!! And what’s more important… what does that mean for us?? Do they plan on exchanging us for younger kitties????? 😯 I’m so upset right now… I think I’m gonna get sick…

Well… this calls for drastic measures… like a hairball or something, hehehe… Hairballs are a great means of communicating one’s opinion to the humans, aren’t they!? πŸ˜‰

Ooh… I can already feel one coming up…

Working on my nice surprise...

Working on my nice surprise…

Mmmmhhh... nothing... gotta try again...

Mmmmhhhhhh… nothing… gotta try again…

xoxo Roxy πŸ˜‰

ONE and ONE makes TWO

It’s BOX DAY!! Yay!! There’s nothing better than getting a new box!! πŸ˜€ Unfortunately the humans always seem to forget that we are TWO cats, not just ONE! And TWO cats need TWO boxes, right? It’s as simple as that! Yet they always bring just ONE box!! Guess they either got a memory like a sieve or they simply can’t add one and one together… πŸ™„

Guck mal, was fΓΌr eine tolle Box!! Look at this! What a cool box!!

Look at this! What a cool box!!

Die Box gehΓΆrt MIR ganz alleine!!! What a cool box! And all MINE!!

What a cool box! And all MINE!!

Ich will aber auch damit spielen... I want to hide in that box too...

I want to hide under that box too…

Cool! Endlich kann ich auch damit spielen. Aber warum steht die Box Kopf??? Finally! But how do I get in???

Finally! But how do I get in???

Immer muss sich der Tigerlino vordrΓ€ngeln... :-( Why does Tigerlino always gets his way!?  That's so not fair... :-(

Why does Tigerlino always get his way!? That’s so not fair…

Mmmh... wie bringen wir es den Dosis nur bei, dass ZWEI Katzen auch ZWEI Boxen brauchen??? Mmmh... how can we get the humans to understand that TWO cats need TWO boxes???

Mmmh… how can we get the humans to understand that TWO cats need TWO boxes???

Box + Cat = Fun πŸ˜‰