Before and After…

Before nip...

After nip...

Oops, looks like someone overdid it with the nip nanner… MOL 😉

Happy weekend, sweeties! 🙂
xx Roxy ❤

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Tigerlino’s Sunday Selfie

Hi there, sweeties! Tigerlino here! 🙂 It’s time for my Sunday Selfie! And with the help of my personal assistant the human, I took a PAWSOME new selfie. This is my “Come on, give me that treat already!!” “Ooh, I’m sooo curious” face. Hope you like it! 🙂

Tigerlino's Selfie

This is a Blog Hop hosted by The Cat on My Head. To join the Blog Hop or to see other PAWSOME selfies please click HERE! 🙂

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Happy Sunday, everyone! 🙂
xx Tigerlino ❤

Catnip Addicts

Hey ihr Süßen! Heute wollen wir Euch einmal etwas über CATNIP erzählen. Für den Fall, dass ihr es noch nicht bemerkt habt – wir LIEBEN Catnip Parties!! Es gibt nichts BESSERES! 😀
Hey sweeties! Today we want to tell you something about CATNIP! In case you haven’t noticed yet… we just LOVE Catnip Pawties!! There’s nothing better! 😀

Catnip ist SUPER… so lange es anhält…
Catnip is GOOD… as long as it lasts…

Happy Catnip Cats...

Aber Catnip hat auch seine Schattenseiten… denn es macht dich gierig…
But there’s also a downside to it… because catnip also makes you greedy…

Greedy cats...

Und wenn Du erst einmal von deinem High herunter bist… wirst du deprimiert…
And once you’re off the high… you get depressed…

Feeling blue...

Aber Du hast nicht nur einen Kater, sondern bist auch FURCHTBAR müde…
But not only do you have hangovers, you also feel EXTREMELY exhausted…

Exhaustion...

… und in deinem Kopf hämmert es wie verrückt…
… and your head aches like crazy…

The morning after...

Wenn Du regelmäßig Catnip nimmst, entwickelst Du plötzlich merkwürdiges Verhalten…
If you take catnip on a regularly basis, you develop odd behaviors…

Odd behavior...

Du fängst plötzlich an, dir Dinge einzubilden…
You start imagining things…

Imaginary friends...

Mommy's boy...

Du kannst Realität nicht mehr von Fantasie unterscheiden…
You can’t tell reality and fantasy apart…

At the bar...

Und ein Hoch beflügelt dich…
And when you’re high you think you can fly…

Superman...

… oder macht dich aggressiv…
… or you get aggressive…

Mine... all MINE!

Wenn Du erst einmal abhängig bist, fängt dein Leben an, aus den Fugen zu geraten…
Du machst plötzlich Dinge, die Du NIE für möglich gehalten hättest…
Once you are addicted to CATNIP your life starts to spiral out of control…
You’re doing things you’d NEVER even thought of doing…

Catnip dealers...

…und Du wirst plötzlich ein Experte, wenn es ums Catnip-Erschnüffeln geht…
…you become an expert on catnip sniffing…

Catnip sniffers...

Zudem könntest Du eines Tages aufwachen und im Internet eine böse Überraschung erleben…zum Beispiel wenn deine angeblichen “Freunde” peinliche Bilder von Dir auf Facebook gepostet haben…
What’s more, you might find an unpleasant suprise on the internet… like the photos of you dancing on the table your dear “friends” posted on Facebook…

Facebook embarassements...

Und dann gibt es noch die ganz traurigen Fälle der Abhängigkeit, in denen ein wertvolles Kätzchen-Leben ruiniert ist…
And then, sadly, there are cases where catnip has destroyed precious kitty lives…

Poor homeless kitty...

Puh, das war ganz schön ANSTRENGEND! Fast so anstrengend wie CATNIP PARTIES! 😉 Jetzt brauchen wir erst einmal unseren Schönheitsschlaf! Also bis bald, ihr Süßen!
Whew, this whole education thing is EXHAUSTING! Almost as exhausting as CATNIP PAWTIES! 😉 Okay, we think we’re going to take a nap now! See you, sweeties!

xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

Surprise, Surprise!!

Hey there, it’s me – Roxy! 😀 Look at what I’ve found in my basket today!! A super cute and brand new catnip mouse! What a nice surprise! Isn’t that cool!? I just wonder where it comes from!? I know for sure that the humans didn’t put it there! They would have made it known if they had bought it! They are always so ridiculously excited when presenting new toys to us… it’s embarrassing!! 🙄 But if the humans didn’t put it there, then who did? That’s really strange! The only one left here who could have done it is Tigerlino. But he would never do something like that, would he now? I mean, why would he buy me a toy!? But hey, maybe it was Santa? 😀 Maybe he came back to give me an extra toy!? But then again, who cares where that super cool catnip mouse comes from as long as it’s mine, right? Ooh, I love it! And it smells AMAZING! 😀
By the way, speaking of catnip mice, has anyone seen my FAVORITE CATNIP MOUSE??????????

xoxo Roxy

Catnip-Maus

Roxy

Yippee Yeah!!!!!

Hey, it’s me… Tigerlino!! Guess what… I’AM STILL ALIVE!!! Yeah! 😀 I shouldn’t have worried about that dang catnip mouse after all! Roxy hasn’t even noticed that it’s gone yet! I can’t believe it – all this anxiety for NOTHING!!! Well, I guess, it wasn’t her favorite toy after all… Phew… But all the better for me, because I don’t know how much longer I would have been able to stay hidden in that hiding spot…not only was it getting really boring but I was also STARVING… I’m so hungry right now, I could eat a whole bear… or a hippo… or a whale…  But it probably would be to exhausting to hunt one of those delicious living treats down, so I guess a can of tuna will do for the moment… Okay, I’m off to the kitchen! See you… 😀

xoxo Tigerlino

Tigerlino

Pssst….

Pssst… hey you… it’s me, Tigerlino! Can you see me? No? THANK KATS!!! Then Roxy won’t find me in my hiding spot either! Why I’ve gone into hiding, you ask? Well, you know, there’s this super cool catnip mouse I played with today… only it wasn’t my toy mouse but Roxy’s… and what’s worse… it was torn to pieces while I was chewing on it with my teeth! 😯 I’m in REAL trouble now!! Not only was it Roxy’s toy, but it was her FAVORITE toy! If she notices that the mouse is gone she sure as kats won’t be pleased and will be out for revenge. And she can hit you quite hard with that paw of hers, you know… So I’m really scared right now! I don’t know what will happen once she finds me… Just in case I won’t survive and you’ll never see me again, know that I’m going to miss you all… Bye, bye and fingers crossed she won’t EVER find me… 😥

xoxo Tigerlino (*shivering in his hiding place*)

Tigerlino

I’m good at hiding, right??