That’s it! The humans are grounded!!

Today when Tigerlino and I were messing around with the human’s smartphone we discovered something that made us really mad! And I mean really, REALLY mad!! You know, we were always wondering what the humans were up to once they left the house… and why they would NEVER take us with them… well, except for the annual (UNNECESSARY!) visits to the vets… 😦 But now we KNOW! And it’s even worse than we thought!! Because those morons are being UNFAITHFUL… to US!! You don’t believe us? Then take a GOOD look at the following photo that was taken TODAY BY THE HUMANS shortly after leaving us poor kitties alone (AGAIN!)…

Uh oh... we've got competition...

Uh oh… we’ve got competition…

I KNEW it! Those traitors!! Can you believe it!? How dare they socialize with other cats!! And what’s more important… what does that mean for us?? Do they plan on exchanging us for younger kitties????? 😯 I’m so upset right now… I think I’m gonna get sick…

Well… this calls for drastic measures… like a hairball or something, hehehe… Hairballs are a great means of communicating one’s opinion to the humans, aren’t they!? πŸ˜‰

Ooh… I can already feel one coming up…

Working on my nice surprise...

Working on my nice surprise…

Mmmmhhh... nothing... gotta try again...

Mmmmhhhhhh… nothing… gotta try again…

xoxo Roxy πŸ˜‰


44 thoughts on “That’s it! The humans are grounded!!

  1. Oh no not the old hairball-oh man Ali left me one this morning and it about brought to my knees in front of the toilet loosing my breakfast.

    • Oooh, I’m sorry about you loosing your breakfast, sweetie! But sometimes hairballs are the ONLY WAY to get our human’s attention… LOL πŸ˜† Have a PURRFECT weekend! xoxo Roxy ❀

  2. Yow Roxy do NOTT panick!!! Me Mum takez care of feral kittehz n bizitz kittehz at da shelter…it doez nott meen ya will bee traded in fer younger modelz…trust me yer Mumm lubz ya both BERY BERY much! Da Hu’manz hab big heartz in sumtimez dey like to help other kittehz or just take dere pickture….
    YER safe me furendz…yer safe!!!
    Now me iz gonna go check Mum’z cammyra πŸ˜‰
    xo Nylablue xo

    • Hhhhhmmmmm… maybe you’re right! Maybe the humans are just helping those kitties… BUT WHY HAVEN’T THEY TOLD US ABOUT IT THEN?????? Harrumph… πŸ˜‰
      xoxo Roxy ❀

      P.S. Did you find any suspicious looking photos on your Mom's camera??? πŸ˜‰

  3. Roxy and Tigerlino – you guys are two of a kind! There’s no way the humans are planning on replacing you, so don’t worry! Hugs to you both ❀

  4. Oh no your mum does that too Roxy and Tigerlino?? we haz found many picshures of catz dogz horsez donkeyz….evfurrything on her phone….get onto the hairballz but not too many…don’t want to make her suspicious….just enough to haz her worry and follow you round with the loves…purrs an love Dinnermintz and gang xxxxx<3

  5. Those fiends! But they would never dare to swap the two most beautiful (and HILARIOUS!) cats in the world! They’d have to be crazy to do that πŸ™‚ Big hugs Julia & Oscar

    • Oh My Cats! Thank you so much for your compliments!! (*blushing*) Please tell Oscar that he’s one of the most beautiful and cutest kitties we’ve ever seen! πŸ™‚ It’s so great to have the two of you as our friends! πŸ™‚ And thanks for your reassuring words! Let’s hope the humans are not crazy enough to do it… πŸ˜‰ Big hugs, Roxy & Tigerlino xoxo ❀

      • Well why thank you both, aren’t you most kind? πŸ˜‰ Compliments will get you everywhere! And Oscar and I are so glad to have you both fiendish felines as our friends πŸ™‚ They wouldn’t dare! Big hugs Julia & Oscar

  6. Oh Roxy and Tigerlino your parents would never leave you beautiful wonderful cats for two scruffy kittens! But Roxy that is an impressive attempt to hack up a hairball of contempt!
    Marty and Mom

  7. Oh yah dere haz bin phtotoz of Samurai n Sweetie n Shalleymar n MoJo n Midnite Milo n Black Romeo…all kittehz Mum haz helped to get into Shelter n into new homez…she showz me da pix so dere iz no seecretz!!! Maybee yer Hu’manz were wurried ya wuud get upset?
    Ya haz nuffin to worry about tho’. Mum sayz you 2 are bery speshell kittehz n dere iz NO WAY yer Hu’Manz wuud reeplace ya wif any other kittehz….
    Maybee ya needz to sit down n meow wif yer Hu’manz n let dem nose ya wuud like to bee involved wif what dey iz doin πŸ˜‰
    Den dey will ask yer advice n dere will bee no seecretz!
    Lub Nylablue ❀ ❀

    • Wow, thanks for the great advice, sweet Nylablue! Why hadn’t I thought of that… I’ll just do as you suggested and ask the humans right away whether I can be involved with what they are doing… πŸ˜‰
      Hugs and love, Roxy ❀

  8. Dat iz guud Roxy!! Let me bee honest here…ya n Tigerlino are bery fancey kittehz n speshell breedz…yer Mum wuud not trade either of ya fer just reguler kittehz frum sumwhere out in da streetz….now me doez nott fink yer Mum wuud admit to diz….
    Me herd me Mum talkin to Aunti Laura n she told her she nott trade me fer an *ahem* ordinary kitteh….
    Me Aunti Laura sayz Mum iz a “Kitteh Snob”… πŸ˜‰
    Mum haz allergiez so she can not have regular kittehz butt she doez like to take care of dem outside if dey iz homeless.
    Me helpz Mum by alertin her when dere iz a feral or stray kitteh on da patio who needz food or water…butt me iz on ground level so me can seez who is outside…
    Trust me ya both are adored by yer Hu’Manz….
    ~~head rubz~~ Nylablue xx

    • Oooh thank you so much, sweet Nylablue, for your reassuring words! I already feel better! πŸ™‚ And you’re probably right! The humans probably wouldn’t trade us… I actually think I heard them saying something about feeding those poor stray kitties… Well… I’m okay with that as long as they don’t get too attached to them… πŸ˜‰
      Purrs and tunas to you, sweetie! Roxy ❀

  9. Yow see Roxy ya haz nuffin to wurry about. Me haz leerned dat Mum who lubz n adorez me totallee also carez about all stray n abused n feral kittehz n will feed n do resckue…diz PROVEZ just how bunderfull our Hu’manz reelly are!!!
    Trust me ya n Tigerlino are #1 in yer Hu’manz eyez alwayz…
    MMM tuna-tuna; dat soundz like a guud idea πŸ˜‰
    Gotta go…
    Lub Nylablue πŸ™‚

  10. Hallo meine HΓΌbsche,
    ja so sind die Dosies – alles treulose Tomaten! Kaum sehen die einen erhobenen Schwanz und Kulleraugen rennen sie und wollen auch immer gleich angrabschen und schmusen πŸ™„ So sind sie – wir haben ja schon mehrfach versucht ihnen das abzugewΓΆhnen, aber die lassen sich in der Hinsicht einfach nicht erziehen πŸ™„ Aber so’n Haarballen auf dem Betti, das wΓ€re schon mal ne schΓΆne Bestrafung πŸ˜€ Das Katzenbildkissen hinten im Bild, haben wir hier auch – im Prinzessinnenzimmer πŸ˜€
    Also Roxy mach dir nix draus – austauschen werden sie euch nicht – hΓΆchstens noch n Kitten anschleppen (ich maunze aus Erfahrung!)
    Schnurrer Engel

    • Noch n Kitten!?!? Im Ernst!?!? 😯 Na ja gut, solange es sich uns unterordnet… Und vielleicht es ja ganz praktisch, jemanden zu haben, auf den man alles schieben kann, hehehe… πŸ˜‰ Schnurrer, Roxy

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