Catnip Addicts

Hey ihr Süßen! Heute wollen wir Euch einmal etwas über CATNIP erzählen. Für den Fall, dass ihr es noch nicht bemerkt habt – wir LIEBEN Catnip Parties!! Es gibt nichts BESSERES! 😀
Hey sweeties! Today we want to tell you something about CATNIP! In case you haven’t noticed yet… we just LOVE Catnip Pawties!! There’s nothing better! 😀

Catnip ist SUPER… so lange es anhält…
Catnip is GOOD… as long as it lasts…

Happy Catnip Cats...

Aber Catnip hat auch seine Schattenseiten… denn es macht dich gierig…
But there’s also a downside to it… because catnip also makes you greedy…

Greedy cats...

Und wenn Du erst einmal von deinem High herunter bist… wirst du deprimiert…
And once you’re off the high… you get depressed…

Feeling blue...

Aber Du hast nicht nur einen Kater, sondern bist auch FURCHTBAR müde…
But not only do you have hangovers, you also feel EXTREMELY exhausted…

Exhaustion...

… und in deinem Kopf hämmert es wie verrückt…
… and your head aches like crazy…

The morning after...

Wenn Du regelmäßig Catnip nimmst, entwickelst Du plötzlich merkwürdiges Verhalten…
If you take catnip on a regularly basis, you develop odd behaviors…

Odd behavior...

Du fängst plötzlich an, dir Dinge einzubilden…
You start imagining things…

Imaginary friends...

Mommy's boy...

Du kannst Realität nicht mehr von Fantasie unterscheiden…
You can’t tell reality and fantasy apart…

At the bar...

Und ein Hoch beflügelt dich…
And when you’re high you think you can fly…

Superman...

… oder macht dich aggressiv…
… or you get aggressive…

Mine... all MINE!

Wenn Du erst einmal abhängig bist, fängt dein Leben an, aus den Fugen zu geraten…
Du machst plötzlich Dinge, die Du NIE für möglich gehalten hättest…
Once you are addicted to CATNIP your life starts to spiral out of control…
You’re doing things you’d NEVER even thought of doing…

Catnip dealers...

…und Du wirst plötzlich ein Experte, wenn es ums Catnip-Erschnüffeln geht…
…you become an expert on catnip sniffing…

Catnip sniffers...

Zudem könntest Du eines Tages aufwachen und im Internet eine böse Überraschung erleben…zum Beispiel wenn deine angeblichen “Freunde” peinliche Bilder von Dir auf Facebook gepostet haben…
What’s more, you might find an unpleasant suprise on the internet… like the photos of you dancing on the table your dear “friends” posted on Facebook…

Facebook embarassements...

Und dann gibt es noch die ganz traurigen Fälle der Abhängigkeit, in denen ein wertvolles Kätzchen-Leben ruiniert ist…
And then, sadly, there are cases where catnip has destroyed precious kitty lives…

Poor homeless kitty...

Puh, das war ganz schön ANSTRENGEND! Fast so anstrengend wie CATNIP PARTIES! 😉 Jetzt brauchen wir erst einmal unseren Schönheitsschlaf! Also bis bald, ihr Süßen!
Whew, this whole education thing is EXHAUSTING! Almost as exhausting as CATNIP PAWTIES! 😉 Okay, we think we’re going to take a nap now! See you, sweeties!

xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino

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28 thoughts on “Catnip Addicts

  1. MOL MOL MOL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ok, you two, WHAT has YOUR human been smokin’??? A little catnip, AKA human catnip? This is hysterical! I’m peeing in my pants again. OMKAT! My stomach is cramping up I am laughing so hard!! Dear KAT, I cannot stop. I cannot SZTOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I’m done furr! I have the case of peeing in pants laughing! HOLY SH*T! Cross-eyed, Mom BonZo

  2. Congratulations Sweeties!!! This is one of the best posts of yours ever!!! Actually we would say the same thing for each and every one of your posts. Since you are PURRFECT KITTIES !!!
    We don’t know what to say? Roxy looks beautiful, Tigerlino as charming as always!!! The humor is smart and making us laugh until tear drops are observed. Each picture is separately precious and deeply thought and designed 🙂 🙂 🙂
    We have a tiny message here to share with you. This Servant Z won’t be around the blog for a while. But we agreed with her with one condition : OK, don’t publish anything but don’t loose our connection with our LOVES. So, if you would kindly accept that we won’t be around as frequently as in the past. But this is just for a while. After her project is over, we would be very active with our pages.
    At that time, if you will be uncomfortable with our situation, we would try to understand you… But if you support us, we would be the happiest kitties in the world, as today 🙂
    We would be around your blog and posts and of course mainly in Dream Land.
    We love you so, so, so much that we have a “crazily in love” certification from a mental clinic (actually we don’t have, but if we would be checked-up at a place like that, that would be written on the consequent report)
    We HEART you very much, more than this world
    Yelloz<3Roxy
    Mimi<3Tigerlino
    Millions of sugar coated kisses and very tight hugs,
    Yelloz&Mimi

    • Oh sweeties! Of course we will support you! Of course we won’t stop loving you! You are our true loves! The ones that are meant for us! And you’re right! We will still see you in Dream Land! EVERY SINGLE DAY! 🙂 Serv Z. made the right decision! She needs to concentrate on her project in order to do it right! And how could anyone ever forget you! You’re so special! The kindest and sweetest kitties/bloggers we know! You’re beautiful inside and out! 🙂 We HEART you so much! See you tonight in Dream Land! We’ll bring the Bugatti and our Yoga mats! That will be fun, right? 😀 We can’t wait to see you there…

      Yours forever, Roxy & Tigerlino 🙂

      • Aww, we don’t know how we can express/define about our touched hearts with your deep friendly response…
        Thank you very very much 🙂
        We will be around your blog that’s the binding condition of our agreement with Serv Z.
        Great idea to bring Bugatti and the special Yoga Mat to Dream Land!!! (But a little Catnip won’t be bad after your outstanding promotion campaign 🙂 🙂
        See you in minutes <3<3<3
        Yours forever, Yelloz&Mimi

      • Tigerlino you are the coolest brother!!!
        We’re off to bed now <3<3<3
        Yours forever, Yelloz&Mimi ❤

  3. Lol you two are just too funny and oh so adorable! Never stop being yourselves 🙂 Big hugs Julia & Oscar

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